The vagueness of our progress...
Writing is so much fun. It gives us an excuse to hang out and also to talk about stuff unrelated to writing, like steam cleaners. Although neither one of us is a neat freak, we spent about 20 minutes talking about steam mops and all the different ways they can clean your wood floor. And it's got a corner cleaner for the bathroom.
Unfortunately, a steam cleaner will not re-write this film. If only it was that easy. So here's a list of the progress we've made so far (besides knowing what we don't know)...
SIANA
That's gonna be a short list.
TRICIA
Shhhh.... just roll with it.
That sounds really vague.
TRICIA
You're mean, you're like the mean
villain in my movie, but you'd have
to be a man because my villain is a
man, that's how it works.
We talk about if we were men, who would play us in a movie. Tricia immediately claims Daniel Day Lewis.
SIANA
Wow you went right for the top
with that one.
TRICIA
He is a very selective actor and
I'd like to think I'm a project
worthy of his choosing.
SIANA
Who would I be?
TRICIA
David Caruso
SIANA
What?? You went right for the bottom!
How do you get Daniel Day Lewis and I
get David Caruso? They're not even like
in the same league!
TRICIA
He has red hair and you have a lot of
sunglasses.
SIANA
He has red hair? That's how you picked him
for me? I don't have a lot of sunglasses.
TRICIA
Liar fat mouth, you're wearing some right now!
SIANA
These are my regular prescription glasses,
I can't see without them!
TRICIA
Whatever, you're always wearing something.
Back to the script. And our list. And the schedule.
SIANA AS DAVID CARUSO... (the resemblance is eerie isn't it?)
TRICIA AS DANIEL DAY LEWIS...(it could happen...)
Unfortunately, a steam cleaner will not re-write this film. If only it was that easy. So here's a list of the progress we've made so far (besides knowing what we don't know)...
SIANA
That's gonna be a short list.
TRICIA
Shhhh.... just roll with it.
- Script is hacked into pieces
- Ideas of what NOT to do are clear
- Thoughts have been had regarding location for the shoot
- A schedule has been developed
- We are here now, working on it...
That sounds really vague.
TRICIA
You're mean, you're like the mean
villain in my movie, but you'd have
to be a man because my villain is a
man, that's how it works.
We talk about if we were men, who would play us in a movie. Tricia immediately claims Daniel Day Lewis.
SIANA
Wow you went right for the top
with that one.
TRICIA
He is a very selective actor and
I'd like to think I'm a project
worthy of his choosing.
SIANA
Who would I be?
TRICIA
David Caruso
SIANA
What?? You went right for the bottom!
How do you get Daniel Day Lewis and I
get David Caruso? They're not even like
in the same league!
TRICIA
He has red hair and you have a lot of
sunglasses.
SIANA
He has red hair? That's how you picked him
for me? I don't have a lot of sunglasses.
TRICIA
Liar fat mouth, you're wearing some right now!
SIANA
These are my regular prescription glasses,
I can't see without them!
TRICIA
Whatever, you're always wearing something.
Back to the script. And our list. And the schedule.
SIANA AS DAVID CARUSO... (the resemblance is eerie isn't it?)
TRICIA AS DANIEL DAY LEWIS...(it could happen...)
Posted by Two Girls on a Bench at 1/19/2010 7:40 PM 
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Categories: re-writes, steam cleaners, sun glasses, schedule, Daniel Day Lewis, villian, red hair, David Caruso, locations, progress, steam mops
Tags: re-writes villian David Caruso steam cleaners progress Daniel Day Lewis locations red hair sun glasses schedule steam mops
You guys are hilarious. I wonder what male actor would play me in a movie. I'm scared that it would be John Travolta. I had an ex that use to call me Travolta cuz of the blue eyes and butt chin comparisions. Not cool, man. Not cool.
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