Plays Don't Suck - Bench Plan To Take Over The World
We've really got to get back to writing soon, before we forget how. It appears that we have four options in front of us at the moment:
TRICIA
Wait, what?
SIANA
Well I sort of volunteered your amazing set building
TRICIA
Yeah, that was fun when we used to do that. I want to
SIANA
Well we only wrote one screenplay, maybe the next one won't suck.
TRICIA
Maybe, but the play definitely won't suck.
SIANA
Fine, but I have a great idea for the new screenplay, it's a secret though.
TRICIA
Well you have to tell me so we can write it duh.
SIANA
Ok, but nobody else.
Siana then tells Tricia about the secret screenplay. Tricia loves it and is so excited she jumps up to change the baby's diaper. Siana then does a 7-11 run to get some much needed snacks so the Bench can continue it's plan to take over the world.
Siana is gone a long time, Tricia wonders if she's coming back. Finally Siana returns with a crazy story.
SIANA
I think it's like Freaky Friday or something because ever
Slurpee machine not working, notice the blurry red light
Second 7-11 location
TRICIA
Wow, you went to two 7-11's. What about all the chips?
SIANA
I wanted to make sure all the cheese chips groups were represented.
TRICIA
Ahh, awesome, Munchies, this is the one that has all
- Write that theatrical play we've been talking about
- Start a whole new movie script
- Write that book we've been talking about
- Help our friend erect a stage in the middle of the street so she can sing
TRICIA
Wait, what?
SIANA
Well I sort of volunteered your amazing set building
services to our friend the singer so she can put on a
vocal performance. I said if she can't find a venue we'll
just build her a stage in the middle of the street.
You know, like we used to in the old days.
TRICIA
Yeah, that was fun when we used to do that. I want to
write the play.
SIANA
You always want to write the play.
TRICIA
I know, I like plays, we're good at that, when we write
SIANA
You always want to write the play.
TRICIA
I know, I like plays, we're good at that, when we write
plays they don't suck, like our screenplays suck.
SIANA
Well we only wrote one screenplay, maybe the next one won't suck.
TRICIA
Maybe, but the play definitely won't suck.
SIANA
Fine, but I have a great idea for the new screenplay, it's a secret though.
TRICIA
Well you have to tell me so we can write it duh.
SIANA
Ok, but nobody else.
Siana then tells Tricia about the secret screenplay. Tricia loves it and is so excited she jumps up to change the baby's diaper. Siana then does a 7-11 run to get some much needed snacks so the Bench can continue it's plan to take over the world.
Siana is gone a long time, Tricia wonders if she's coming back. Finally Siana returns with a crazy story.
SIANA
I think it's like Freaky Friday or something because ever
since you've sort of dropped out of society, people have been
talking to me like they used to talk to you.
TRICIA
Oh no, did you wish you were me and then I wished I was you
TRICIA
Oh no, did you wish you were me and then I wished I was you
and then you said "If I was you I'd never let people talk to me"
and then now that's happening.
SIANA
Yeah, maybe.
TRICIA
So what happened at 7-11?
SIANA
It's a long story, I'll make it short. A random man started
SIANA
Yeah, maybe.
TRICIA
So what happened at 7-11?
SIANA
It's a long story, I'll make it short. A random man started
talking to me, wouldn't leave me alone by the slurpee machine,
then the coke slurpee didn't work, and then he accosted another
group of people who then crowded around the slurpee machine blocking
my access, so I went to another 7-11 and their coke slurpee machine
didn't work either so I just ended up with cherry.
First 7-11 Location
First 7-11 Location Slurpee machine not working, notice the blurry red light
Second 7-11 locationTRICIA
Wow, you went to two 7-11's. What about all the chips?
SIANA
I wanted to make sure all the cheese chips groups were represented.
TRICIA
Ahh, awesome, Munchies, this is the one that has all
the crazy stuff in it. I love it, give it to me.
SIANA
Why did you give me this affliction? Why do people keep
SIANA
Why did you give me this affliction? Why do people keep
talking to me? This is like the second time this has happened
to me in the last few weeks, what is happening?
TRICIA
It's the law of nature or physics or something. If one of us
TRICIA
It's the law of nature or physics or something. If one of us
is out, the other one has to take on the weirdos in this world.
You're just going to have to take one for the Bench.
SIANA
Fine. But I'm going to need more Chili Cheese Fritos.
TRICIA
Don't worry I'll be out and about soon enough and then the
SIANA
Fine. But I'm going to need more Chili Cheese Fritos.
TRICIA
Don't worry I'll be out and about soon enough and then the
weirdos will all come back to me. They come to me, like bees to honey.
SIANA
Wait, but bees make honey, I don't get it?
TRICIA
Or it's like bears to honey, or whatever, anyway they'll find
SIANA
Wait, but bees make honey, I don't get it?
TRICIA
Or it's like bears to honey, or whatever, anyway they'll find
me and leave you alone soon enough.
SIANA
Cool. So let's write the play, or the screenplay, or the book,
SIANA
Cool. So let's write the play, or the screenplay, or the book,
or something.
TRICIA
Whatever we decide at least we're writing. Pass me the puffed
TRICIA
Whatever we decide at least we're writing. Pass me the puffed
cheese flavored corn please.
Posted by Two Girls on a Bench at 8/22/2010 3:51 PM 
Categories: stage, movie scripts, bees, bears, Plays, cheese, secrets, slurpees, weird man, Munchies, Freaky Friday, 7-11, chips, honey
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Categories: stage, movie scripts, bees, bears, Plays, cheese, secrets, slurpees, weird man, Munchies, Freaky Friday, 7-11, chips, honey
Tags: stage 7-11 bees weird man Plays cheese secrets slurpees bears Freaky Friday Munchies movie scripts chips honey
If the Bench takes over the world that means #7ElevenSnacks for everyone! #Snackbooks too! I am casting my vote now! I love #snackbook
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I think I want some Doritos.
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Um, ya, how do I put this? Just start writing! Then get them done in whatever you want!!!
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