Tricia, aka Trish the Dish, aka Electricia, aka Tricia Militia, is a yoga doin’, weird sock wearin’, Liz Lemon lovin’ kinda gal. She paints, she writes, she cooks, she builds things, she gardens, and she knows more than the average girl about electricity. A hippy at heart, Tricia’s love of compost, broomstick skirts and musical theatre have led her to the path of first writing performance art plays and now writing screenplays. She’s married to Wiggins, a guy that has a lot of guitars hanging around his computer. Tricia is happiest watching bad TV with her 100 pound lap dog Sandy and baking pot pies from scratch. Oh yeah, and writing.

Siana, aka Shawna, aka Shauna, aka Chona, is a self help junkie, flat hair flunky, and cooking monkey. She has all the stuff to scrapbook but doesn’t, is obsessed about recipes and the food network and wants to grow up to be Sandra Tsing Loh. From her young feminist performance art days of hanging Barbies from the ceiling, she now just wants to sell a screenplay and learn Tricia’s pot pie recipe. Chona is married to E-Money, a guy that dances in her living room alongside their dog Angel, who also likes to dance. Siana is happiest drinking too much wine and re-watching scenes from Shaun of the Dead or Pretty in Pink over and over again. Oh yeah, and writing.